Milk That Makes You(r Kid(s)) Immortal!

Apparently, when you reach the age above 5 years, you become immortal.

Or, if your kid(s) drink this particular brand of milk, they will become immortal, because automatically they are able to do anything, even activities that will probably risk their lives, like swimming in a pool without lifebuoy or anything. Probably they can jump off buildings and fly around like Superman too! Wouldn't that be very COOL? No, I mean, TOTALLY COOL?? AWESOME!!!

If I had known, I would've drunk this milk since I was toddler, so I wouldn't have had to learn swimming, which failed anyway, and by now I would've been able to swim!